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Looking for your perfect home in the City of Jersey Village? Judy and I are planning an Open House for all of our listings in Jersey Village on Sunday, April 11th from 2-5pm. The public will be able tour all of our listings in J.V. on this one day. Great day to find your next "dream home." Also, if you have been thinking of putting your home on the market with us this Spring, and would like to be included in our "Bruner Team Tour of Homes in the City of Jersey Village" on April 11th, please give us a call. We would love to get your home listed in time for this event. Just give us a call at 713-937-1000 (713-YES-1000) or send us an email: judy@brunerteam.com or elisa@brunerteam.com.

Remember the old story about the tortoise and the hare? The tortoise and the hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route, began the race, and the hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then, seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he decided to sit under a tree and relax before continuing the race. He sat – and soon fell asleep. The tortoise kept plodding along, overtook the hare and finished the race, emerging as the winner.

Here’s where the story gets updated: The hare was disappointed at losing and he did some soul-searching. He realized that he’d lost the race because he’d been overconfident and careless. So he challenged the tortoise to another race. The tortoise agreed. This time, the hare ran without stopping from start to finish.

Now the tortoise did some thinking, and realized there was no way he could beat the hare in a race as it was currently formatted. He thought for awhile, and then challenged the hare to another race, but on a slightly different route. The hare agreed. They started off, the hare running at top speed until he came to a broad river, with the finish line 10 yards on the other side. As the hare sat there wondering what to do, the tortoise plodded up to the riverbank, slid into the water, swam to the opposite bank, and continued across the finish line.

That’s when the hare and the tortoise realized that the last race could have been run much better – if they ran as a team. They started off again, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till they reached the river. Then, the tortoise swam across with the hare on his back. On the opposite side, the hare again carried the tortoise and they reached the finish line together.

You probably don’t even think about it. You’re replacing the battery in a flashlight, hearing aid, lap top, smoke detector or toy, and you toss the old battery in the trash. You’re not alone: The average person owns 12 batteries and throws out about eight per year.

Batteries – so necessary to our lives, so nasty to the environment – can contain heavy metals such as mercury, lead, cadmium and nickel, which, when improperly disposed of, can contaminate our land, air and water. Rechargeable batteries result in a longer life span and use of fewer batteries, but they also may contain heavy metals that can hurt the environment.

Guidelines for safely disposing of batteries vary depending on the type of battery and where you live. Some hardware stores, drug stores, and electronics retailers now act as collection points for batteries. Your area’s recycling center and hazardous and/or e-waste collection department should have information, as do Web sites such as earth911.com, www.canadianenvironmental.com, and www.call2recycle.org.

We love our non-stick cookware – so easy to clean! But did you know that non-stick cookware coated with polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) may cause respiratory conditions?

When these pans are heated to very high temperatures (518 degrees or higher) – or even normal temperatures if the pans are scratched or damaged – the chemical coating can break down and emit hazardous fumes. In humans and cats and dogs, exposure can cause flu-like symptoms. For pet birds, it’s often fatal. Here are some steps to consider:

The earliest adding machine was a simple counting board, used many thousands of years ago. Its successor, the abacus – a frame that holds rods with sliding beads – was developed in China around the year 900. In 1642, when he was only 19, the French scientist and philosopher Blaise Pascal invented an adding machine to help his father with his tax collecting. Pascal’s device was a wooden box with 16 dials that allowed rapid addition and subtraction.

The first electronic desktop calculator was made by the Bell Punch Co. of Uxbridge, England, in 1961. It was called the “Anita,” an acronym for “A New Inspiration To Arithmetic.” Unlike our handy pocket calculators, Anita used vacuum tubes, weighed more than 30 pounds, was the size of a cash register, and cost $1,000!

Are you in a rut? Do you need to make a change – but you don’t know how to start? You don’t have to completely overhaul your life. Try some of these exercises to stretch your perspective a little:

Pick an object in your office or home, and think up a completely different use for it.

Go to a museum and spend some time looking at a piece of art you’ve never examined before.

The traditional concept of whiling away your retirement days playing golf just doesn’t appeal to lots of people anymore – or it isn’t an option in this economy. If you’re looking for a new career instead of retiring, be prepared:

The dictionary defines “pun” as a “humorous play on words.” See if you think these qualify:

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. “Are you the friar?” the traveler asked. “No, I’m the chip monk,” he replied.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”

Then there was the man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

Health specialists say it’s not uncommon for healthy people to visit the doctor for a routine checkup and then come down with a cold or some other bug. One reason: Sick people visit the waiting room and bring their germs with them.

To lower your exposure to infection, bring your own reading material – or toys, if you’re going to the pediatrician. Sit on vinyl, plastic, or metal chairs rather than upholstered furniture, which can’t be cleaned as often. If possible, schedule appointments first thing in the morning or right after the office’s lunch break to minimize the time you spend in the waiting room.

Trying to save money? Here are some simple ideas for adding some heft to your overall financial profile:

Pay down your mortgage. You can save more than $63,000 on a 30-year, $200,000 mortgage by paying just $100 more a month.

Save 10 percent. Put aside 10 percent of your income for long-term investments and retirement savings before paying any bills.

Track your expenses. Record every dollar you spend for at least one week. You’ll get a clearer idea of where the money goes and what you can cut back on.

Energize your house. Look for ways to make your house more energy efficient. You’ll save on heating and cooling costs and also help the environment.

Stay home. Resist the temptation to eat out. Cook more meals at home. Instead of going to the movies, rent a video, read a book, or a play a game with your family.

Don’t rely on credit cards. Credit card debt can eat up your savings and your future. Start reducing your debt, and don’t buy anything on credit if you don’t have the money to pay the bill off promptly.

Interestingly, pineapples aren’t native to Hawaii – but rather to Brazil and Paraguay. How they came to Hawaii depends on which story you believe: Pineapples were brought back to Spain by Christopher Columbus, then introduced by the Spanish to the Hawaiian Islands; or, pineapples came from South America on a ship carrying the fruit as cargo that crashed off the shores of the Big Island in 1572; or, pineapples were brought to Hawaii by Captain James Cook in the 1770s!

Whichever story you choose to believe, here’s one you can believe: Fresh pineapple is low in calories, has no cholesterol, and is a good source of vitamins C, B1 and B6, plus calcium, manganese, copper, and dietary fiber.

Pineapples won’t ripen after they’re picked, so it’s important to select a fruit that’s ripe when you buy it. Hormel Foods Corp. offers these tips on how to tell if a pineapple is ready to enjoy:

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.

Chatting about your fellow workers is a bad idea, says Tracy Peterson Turner, author of Five Critical Communication Vehicles. “When we participate in gossip, we run the risk of damaging our credibility. This determines how much others are willing to trust us with information, assignments, and responsibilities.”

Furthermore, your boss may perceive that the time you spend gossiping is time you’re not using for work. Gossip may be tempting, but zipped lips will do your professional reputation much more good.

For years, diet experts have suggested limiting intake of calorie-rich fats, sugars and carbohydrates. But if none of these restrictions has had the desired effect on your weight, try reducing the amount of sodium. A low-sodium diet – one with 1,000 to 1,500 milligrams a day – can help most people lose five or more pounds a month. Read labels, but as a rule of thumb, keep in mind that most processed foods – those that come in boxes, cans, or jars – are often high in sodium. As an added benefit, switching to a low sodium diet lowers blood pressure.

Why don’t you and your kids communicate better? If you’ve asked this question more than once, you may want to take a look at your own listening skills. It’s as true with children as it is with adults: Good communication is mostly listening.

February Trivia Quiz Answer

Question: Who invented the mercury thermometer?

Answer:

Congratulations to Jana Justice Taylor!

Your name was randomly selected from all of the correct entries. You won a $50 gift card to Chili's Bar & Grill. Congratulations!

March Trivia Quiz Question

Question: In honor of March, Women's History Month, who was the first woman to win the Nobel Peace Prize for economics?

Everyone who contacts Elisa via email (elisa@brunerteam.com) or phone (832-SHOP-911) with the correct answer by February March 25th will be entered into a drawing for a $50 gift card to Target.

The Gift That Gives Back

Judy & I want to thank those of you who have participated in our Bruner Team Loyal Client Referral program! If we have already helped you in the sale or purchase of real estate, you know how well our family serves our clients. If you refer your friend or relative to one of us, we assure you that we will take the same high-quality care of them. As a way of saying “thanks,” The Bruner Team will donate $50 to your favorite charity when the transaction closes. In this way, we complete an important cycle of giving. First, we help you meet your personal real estate goals. Then you help your loved ones with their buying and selling needs. You also assist us in building our referral-based business with preferred clients, like yourself. Finally, with a charitable donation, we all give back to the community in which we live. Everyone benefits! For more information about our Client Referral Donation Program, please give us a call at 713-YES-1000. It’s a great program where, as our way of saying “thanks,” we can all feel good about our contribution to each other’s lives.

- Elisa McNinch